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4 Online Dating Profile Examples (To Attract Men)

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Gals who can love unconditionally are welcome. But keep it classy, kids. This little ditty can compel us to read further, or it can cause us to roll our eyes and move on.

Dare to be Different There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart. I also like romantic movies. This may seem obvious, but a recent study posted on eHarmony, which analyzed 12,000 online dating profiles, confirmed that as a characteristic they are looking for in a partner, ranking it sixth out of a list of 10 enticing words. Not just is it a catchy headline but it also deals with a common problem with online dating.

Headline Ideas for Dating Sites

For those of us not called by God to abstinence, the search for a mate can be a long, sometimes frantic search, stretching much longer than you would like. Every wedding you attend teases you with the promise of some kind of mystical three-corded you-spouse-God rope. And every day you lack that rope, you know your life is not yet complete. Fortunately, the Christian mating grounds are no longer limited to church and colleges. Now we have the internet. But she probably needs to know how to craft a sweet online dating profile. Fortunately, you could call me the Hitch for Christians. You are my Kevin James. Maybe you need this help. Crafting the Perfect Christian Dating Profile Step 1: You Profile Name Your name is half of the first impression you make. And unlike your legal name, you get to choose this one. Step 2: The Picture The picture on your profile is the other half of your first impression. There are a couple of things to keep in mind when choosing the all important photo of yourself. You may choose to post a photo of yourself looking really holy, like a shot of you praying really intently or waving your arms in the air during church. Remember that a black and white or sepia toned photograph automatically looks 30% holier. Unattractive photos of yourself are okay, even good. A real Christian will see your inner beauty, so any effort toward outward appearances will only hinder a godly attraction. Find clip art of crosses, Jesus fish, praying hands, Bibles, hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. Like a church logo, the more flair you have, the holier you will look. You may post a photo of you and a friend. Exercise caution when choosing a friend picture though. Some general guidelines include: You met your friend in a third-world country. Your friend is an adorable mission trip child. Step 3: What Relationship You Are Looking For? Many services give you the option of stating what sort of relationship you are pursuing. Some services have pre-set options to choose from, others let you type your own. Sounds exciting, but dirty. Step 4: Your Interests This is a biggie, the place where you tell the world what makes you special and unique. Option 1: Proselytize Us It seems there are a number of non-Christians out there on dating sites. I think some people actually have a thing for Christians. The goal here is that upon reading your profile, the sweaty heathen will be instantly born-again, rendering him a viable match. I also like romantic movies. I now also love Jesus and romantic movies. You are now equally yoked. Option 2: Intimidate Us This option is aimed toward all your viewers who, while they may be Christians, may not quite reach the mark of holiness you require. Here I am, but guess what? If you are interested in attracting Christians, you are not interested in anything except: THE BIBLE GOD JESUS serving HIM See how I put those in all caps? I use lowercase letters for lesser interests like The Lord of the Rings which will be your only other interest. Why should you not list any other interests? How do you know about that anyway? Football: Way too much butt slapping. The stock market: Better to store up treasures in heaven. There you have it, a complete Christian dating profile. Take my advice, and you will be a steaming chunk of sexy Christian temptation. Anyone fortunate enough to see your profile will be overtaken by a fit of smoldering passion and desire to read The Five Love Languages with you, participate in several weeks pre-marital counseling, get married, and settle down into a nice quiet Christian life. For more of Matt, check out his site, This. Sepia makes you 30% holier? Oh those poor sweaty heathens that may have a crush on you and your shiney Christian buddies. This is the kind of blog that Saturday Night Live skits are based off of. Not only is it amazing that you babble this advice which most certainly must be a joke but that you have an audience for such drivel. Keep up the good work sir, because I have not had such a good laugh in a long, long time.

I'll test it for a week and tell you how it went. Witty Headlines A witty headline can be very powerful, or a complete disaster, depending on a several factors. Steal a line from your favorite comedy movie. No one jesus until they get home to get on a site. It's the headline and the picture. That is so 90's A dating headline??. Oh those poor sweaty heathens that may have a crush on you and your shiney Christian buddies. Just because there are a ton of jesus does not mean that there are that many actively paying members in which to communicate with. Step 2: The Picture The picture on your profile is the other half of your first impression.

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